D-O-M-Stock (YMCA)
Leon!
Theres no need to feel down
I said Leon, take yourself off the ground
I said Leon, can you hear that sound!?
There's no need to feel unhappy
Leon!
There's a place you can go
I said Leon, whilst you're not sober
You can crash there
And I'm sure you will find
Many ways to get Embarrassed
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Its fun to go to the D-O-M-Stock
Its fun to go to the D-O-M-Stock
-Chorus 2--------------------------------------
They have CCTV to record you Tossing
You can shave off one of Matts eyebrows
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D-O-M-Stock
Its fun to stay at the D-O-M-Stock
-Chorus 3--------------------------------------
You can drink yourself sick, you can have a good perve
You can sleep on the Kitchen Floor
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Leon!
Can you still see me?
I said Leon!
Who do you want to have?
I said Leon!
You can still have that Girl
But - You've - Got - To - Shave - Your - Beard - Off
Leon!
Does it all by yourself
I said, Leon!
Pick your pride out the Bog
And just shut up
At the D-O-M-Stock
I'm - Sure - They - Will - Scrub - Your - Bum - Hole
Chorus 1
Chorus 2
Chorus 1
Chorus 3
Leon!
I was once pissed as you
I said, I drunk
I drunk Rocakettles
I felt like shit
That's when Tom F walked up to me
And said, "Martin
Be sure to take a Pro-plus©
Sober up, you're there
Called the Domstock
Their a bunch of mean bastards"
Lyrics by Tinny (Martin Smith), adapted by Beady
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